Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Me: Confess something to me.
Cub: I’m terrified of bunnies.
Me: What!?! Yeah… This isn’t gonna work.
Cub: But I have a very traumatic reason why involving killer attack bunnies!
Me: But I’m the bunny girl! It’s like my spirit animal. You can’t hate them.
Cub: Well maybe one of the reasons we’re together is so you can help me get over my fear. What are you afraid of?
Me: Going deaf. Home invasions. Disappointing people.
Cub: Are you afraid of any physical things? Spiders or something?
Me: No. Just boys.